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Old Jul 09, 2005, 06:03 PM // 18:03   #41
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#62 You stand next to a boss waiting for your team to kill him just so you can use your Signet of Capture and ditch the team (happens to me all the time )
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Old Jul 09, 2005, 06:26 PM // 18:26   #42
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When your henchies whisper behind your back... "PC's seem to be on the fritz lately..." "Oh no!! He went and aggroed again!"

Bah, not very good, but all I could think of.
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Old Jul 10, 2005, 06:44 AM // 06:44   #43
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64.You open the gates at nolani academy when you are lvl 3
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Old Jul 10, 2005, 06:49 AM // 06:49   #44
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65. your whole party dies trying to "protect rurik" on the nolani mission

i did that like 4 times in a row when i first got there, i found out later he is practically invincible, and should be protecting me
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Old Jul 10, 2005, 09:55 AM // 09:55   #45
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66. you sit in post-searing piken asking were the prize winning hogs have all gone.

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i talk to my henches all the time and ask them to rez me when i die theres nothing wrong with that is there

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Old Jul 11, 2005, 06:47 PM // 18:47   #46
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67. You join a tombs group and they ask you if you have ventrilo and you reply with "i dont think i unlocked that skill yet"
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Old Jul 11, 2005, 07:04 PM // 19:04   #47
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68. You pull worse than Alesia ("I can ress him!!!")
69. You die more often than Alesia ("Heal 10 dmg. Heal 10 dmg. Heal 10 dmg. No Energy. Dead.")
70. Orion gives you lessons on when to use fire storm ("See, right before they die, start casting. That way it looks like God is crying brimstone over their death.")
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Old Jul 11, 2005, 07:14 PM // 19:14   #48
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The 2k for an escort to Piken Square is a good one. :LOL:

Especially seeing as I just saw that lastnight... in Yak's Bend.

And no, I am not guilty of any of these incidents. Though I have had people try and pull them on me before. :LOL:

71. You buy Athelia's ashes for 2k thinking you're beating the system.
72. You spend 800gp's on a hammer that you could've gotten for four carapice's from the collector outside of town.
73. You accidently sell the extremely rare and valuable weapon before you extract the item from it.
74. You accidently use a regular salvage kit on said weapon.
75. You spam the lines with, "Join the Christian Brothers Guild and help spread the word throughout the land!" (Cause ya know, those heathen Charr are just misguided souls...)
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Old Jul 11, 2005, 07:14 PM // 19:14   #49
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76. You wonder why you can't use "Heal Other" on yourself.
77. You try and /jump onto a ledge so you don't have to go around.
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Old Jul 11, 2005, 07:24 PM // 19:24   #50
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78. You bring putty tat to the tombs
79. You jump in the tombs wearing starter pre-seared ascalon armor dyed purple chest, green leggins, and brown gauntlets and feet
80. Your still in ascalon spamming 'WTB all the fur you got'
81. You continue to trade out in the wilderness maps by 'synchronized dropping items on the ground on the count of 3'
82. You effectively waste time begging for money from people who really dont care about you
83. You actually think farming dye in pre seared is profitable
84. When in a PUG you continue to travel of on your own adventurous ways, then wonder why you die, where the monk was ... or for lack of better example ... you cannot read a mini map yet
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Old Jul 11, 2005, 10:52 PM // 22:52   #51
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42. if you are selling an item, but wont give a buyout price, and instead keep saying "make an offer".
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Old Jul 11, 2005, 11:45 PM // 23:45   #52
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42. if you are selling an item, but wont give a buyout price, and instead keep saying "make an offer".

good one
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Old Jul 11, 2005, 11:54 PM // 23:54   #53
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86. You won't let necromancers, mesmers, or rangers in your underworld groups.

87. You spam "OMG WARRIORS ARE TEH L337 HAXX0RS AND NECROS AND MESMERS AND RANGERS SUK" in the Temple of Ages trade channel.
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Old Jul 11, 2005, 11:59 PM // 23:59   #54
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88. When you lose in a PvP battle, you yell at your teammates for not protecting the monk(you) even though your a W/Mo. (Someone actually did this once)
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Old Jul 12, 2005, 01:52 AM // 01:52   #55
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86. You won't let necromancers, mesmers, or rangers in your underworld groups.

87. You spam "OMG WARRIORS ARE TEH L337 HAXX0RS AND NECROS AND MESMERS AND RANGERS SUK" in the Temple of Ages trade channel.
i usually go with 2 eles, a war, and a monk, just 4 people, thats all you need
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Old Jul 12, 2005, 02:01 AM // 02:01   #56
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i usually go with 2 eles, a war, and a monk, just 4 people, thats all you need
And I guess your monk can out heal lvl 28 buff in Hell's Precipace
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Old Jul 12, 2005, 02:23 AM // 02:23   #57
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89. You ask what "aggro" is.
90. You don't realize there is a filter and wonder why you get ---- sometimes.
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Old Jul 12, 2005, 03:55 AM // 03:55   #58
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91. Crying when Rurik died.
92. You wont join a guild becuase you think "capes cramp your style."
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Old Jul 12, 2005, 04:03 AM // 04:03   #59
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26. You still haven't figured out how to heard the prize hogs
93. You still don't know how to spell "herd".
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Old Jul 12, 2005, 04:13 AM // 04:13   #60
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25. Ascending with Yak's Bend armor sounds like a good idea!
Done it twice with Old Ascalon Armor .
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